You know those people who go to chatrooms and say, “SINGLE!!!!!” or “I NED A BOYFRAND!!!!!” Well, this video is for them. Here are 8 easy steps for online dating on MovieStarPlanet!
Step 1 – Get to know him
If you want a boyfriend then you need to get to know some boys. Ask them about Unicorn Poop. Boys like poop.
Step 2 – Be Flirty
Add winky faces after all your sentences. Winky faces can be suggestive and make anything sound flirty. Do you want to hangout 😉
Step 3 – Laugh and Smile A LOT
LMAOLMAOLMAOMLAMO HAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAH TEEHEEHEHEHEHE OMGOMGOMG :DDDDD
Step 4 – Send him a picture
Go google some fake pictures of super hot girls then send him one. It’s basically how to catfish 101.
Step 5 – Be a Good Listener
Wait, what? What did you just say? Sorry, I wasn’t listening.
Step 6 – Text him
You can get a lot of phone numbers by being a world-class stalker. Do some google searches and find out everything about him. Boys LOVE that 😉
Step 7 – Be Jealous
Be aware of other SLUTS trying to move in on your boyfriend. Let those hos know that you don’t take no shit. And you’re liable to pull out a weave on a bitch if you have to. -snaps fingers-
Step 8 – Perform a Satanic Ritual
If all else fails, perform a satanic ritual. It works 100% of the time. All you need to do is sacrifice your soul for an eternity. Totally worth it for a boyfriend, right?
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